Preseason Football sucks, as well as other things

Why is the Preseason 4 and sometimes 5 games? The hell if I know. I guess it's so some of the players on your favorite team can get hurt and totally F up your season. It's also extremely annoying when you have your fantasy draft a few weeks before the season opener only to find out that your 2nd and 4th round draft picks have a torn bicep or ACL and are now out for two months. Preseason football to me is more annoying than watching the Manning Family on Direc TV's NFL Sunday Ticket preview or watching Stephen A. Smith and his ridiculous "Quite Frankly" show. Which brings up another thought, why in the hell is ESPN airing that show? His commercial segments leading up to the show with him dancing make me want to end my life, I'm kidding, of course, but really, five days of Stephen A. telling me that Allen Iverson is a great man, what the hell. What's next on his show, him telling us that Ron Artest is a solid community leader!! Please end his show and end his horrid run in the booth on TNT. There has to be someone better.

A few more thoughts to think about

1. Why does A-Rod frost his hair?
2. Why do the William's sisters scream like they are giving birth every time they hit a tennis ball?
3. Why does Mike Tice have that pencil nestled between his ear and head, you know, the place when you stick your own finger there it smells like crap
4. Why does Coach K talk like he's holding his nose? Not to mention the close up of his face in the credit card commercial.
5. Why do athletes complain about their salaries?
6. Why don't woman softball players wear bra cups? It's gotta hurt if you take a line drive off of the breasts.
7. Why does Barry Melrose still have a feathered Mullet?
8. Why can't I get more people to come to this site?

All thoughts to think about. What are yours?