"Wanna be a Sports Reporter"

Well guys, I've seen a few applicant's send in their articles and I have to say that so far this one has caught our eyes. It's not over yet, there is still time to submit an article to see who best fits with what we are looking for.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?

What is up with the Eagles D? Holy crap! One week, they shut down LT, the 2nd coming (that's right Ladainian, don't front on Lawrence Taylor) to only 7 yards.....7 yards!!! The next week, they roll out to Invesco and get lit up by Jake "The Snake" to the tune of 500+ yards and 49 points! How is it that the Meager Eagles can reak havoc on the potential-MVP of the league, totally keeping him in check, and then allow The Snake, with mediocre WRs, to throw for 300 yds and 4 TDs? Were Dawkins, Sheppard, & Lewis still hungover from a night out on the town with Carmelo Anthony & Julius Hodge? How can that happen to a unit that's one of the best secondaries in the league? Another perplexing question about this confusing Eagles team is Donovan's 1-14 passing performance to start the game! What???? How can #5 miss that much? As a Eagles HATER, I could've only hoped that this game had been played back in Philly....Andy Reid would have been forced to break out the riot gear and take a helicopter escort out of Veterans....I mean Lincoln Financial Field.